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My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
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YMC '21-'22   •   September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
Richard A. Smith: The Hero
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MFP '23-24   •   December 2021
It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering ar…
Disenchantment Day
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CYL '26   •   May 2023
Disenchantment Day is my favorite day of the year.  I live to shatter the false sense of secur…
Heaven
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CLC '22-'23   •   December 2022
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan…
A Knight's Quest
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RYSL   •  
The object of your next quest is to smite a dragon. No, not ‘he.’ This dragon is female…
Squigley
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GPCP '22   •   December 2021
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He…
A Gentlemanly Cop
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DCCP '25   •   May 2023
Good evening, Mademoiselle. [I tip my hat and reveal a smaller fancier hat] You’re under ar…
Escape Room
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MFP '23-24   •   March 2023
— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hi…
World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
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JRD '22-'23   •   January 2022
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see…
At The Airport With My Least Favorite Uncle
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ENO '21   •   April 2020
Uncle: Hey, Martin! Martin! Sit with me! Martin: I gotta get on my plane. Uncle: Where’re y…
Trading Up
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EB '24   •   September 2022
In 2005, Kyle MacDonald successfully traded up from a paperclip to a house.   – Starti…
Morning Announcements
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SEH '26   •   December 2023
Good morning Vietnam! No, it's not Robin Williams. I know everyone gets excited every time I do tha…
New Best Friend
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SEH '26   •   May 2023
This guy Brian showed up in my shower last night. The water wasn’t on, he was just read…
My Relationship
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ZPH '12   •   February 2010
… is like any other, especially the kind where one partner steals from the other, day after …
Kitchen Sink
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VG   •   December 2023
For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink.  It’s almost as if he’s…
Suburban Safari Comix
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AKG, DCCP   •   December 2023
My Trip to Cleveland
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NSG '20-'22   •   December 2020
I’m going to be honest with you, reader—my sophomore fall didn’t get off to a gre…
Judge, Jury, and Executioner
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TAF '19   •   December 2020
…and now that I’ve got you, I’ll be your judge, jury, and executioner. Wait, …
There’s No More Gazpacho In The Cupboard
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MMM '20   •   October 2020
– What? – There’s no more cans of gazpacho in our cupboard. The hell am I suppos…
Genesis
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HJH '19   •   December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …