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Tales of Vengeance
21
MAG '21-'22 • September 2021
For our upcoming issue, we asked some Lampoon subscribers to write in to share stories about times …
Hottest Girls In School
12
YMC '21-'22 • December 2021
And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
Cold War Frat Boy
300328
SAB '24 • May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
Package Delivery FAQ
27
JGB '25 •
Q: I had issues receiving the correct product. What should I do? A: Name which of the following sc…
History Class
50
AHG '25 •
Teacher: …and that is why so many of us are related to Genghis Khan. Jimmy: Related? To a w…
The Art of The Password, by Shar
20
PKS '21-'22 • May 2023
If you make your password a real word make it assword because that’ll make your hacker laugh.…
My First Kiss
32
JPW '21 • September 2020
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting ma…
Classical Conditioning
118
MFP '23-24 • January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
The Trial of the Decade
17
MMM '20 • October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
Ghost Hunters
45
MMM '20 • December 2020
School’s out, plan is a go. It’s officially Halloween. My parents think I&r…
Prisoner’s Dilemma
60
EBC '22-'23 • November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…
Chivalry is Dead
119
JGB '25 • May 2023
When I mention this to women, they usually say it’s not dead it’s just changed with the…
A Worry
10
BWM '19-'21 • March 2020
Sometimes I worry that there is a GMO soybean out to get me.It’s all fucked up and has like w…
Titles of Movies I Wrote About Time Travel
10
PKS '21-'22 • April 2021
- I Go Back in Time and Kick Dust All Over the JonBenet Ramsey Crime Scene - I Go B…
Trading Up
46
EB '24 • September 2022
In 2005, Kyle MacDonald successfully traded up from a paperclip to a house. – Starti…
May December Romance
103
EB '24 •
- Yeah, I had a grandpa too once. Is yours cool or like a piece of shit or do you like hate him or …
My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
16
YMC '21-'22 • September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
Dialogue Piece
44
MFP '23-24 • March 2023
— How was your weekend? — I can’t tell you about things I did …
Charlie and the Next Successor
11
JGS '20 • November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
Career Day
10
MFP '23-24 • December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
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