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My Dog and All My Coworkers’ Dogs All Got Food Poisoning From the Office Dog Food Stash and It Was Really Awful and Sad
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YMC '21-'22 • September 2021
Monday Me: (crying at desk).Lisa: Sorry to hear about your Maltese dog, Doug. When my su…
Glossary of Future Terms
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MAG '21-'22 • July 2021
Welcome to the Year 2435! Please step off the portal platform. Here are some words you’ll nee…
Laser Danger
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MAG '21-'22 • January 2022
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things utter…
Dinosaur Story
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FOD '24 • May 2022
Tour Guide: We’ve finally reached the Chicxulub crater, everyone, the site of the explosion t…
A Gentlemanly Cop
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DCCP '25 • May 2023
Good evening, Mademoiselle. [I tip my hat and reveal a smaller fancier hat] You’re under ar…
Advice on How to Deal With a Concussion From Someone With a Concussion
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NGH '23 • January 2022
Listen up. I’m gonna tell you a straight fact that may or may not be true and can 100% help w…
Marco Polo
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HJH '19 • March 2019
Marco Polo travelled the world trading spices, documenting his experiences. Today, I entered the c…
Next in Line Comix
21
MIC '26 • May 2023
Litter
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SMR '25 •
I was born with so much upward vertical velocity that by the time I plunged back through the roof m…
History Class
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AHG '25 •
Teacher: …and that is why so many of us are related to Genghis Khan. Jimmy: Related? To a w…
Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
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JTK '24 • May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with? [1] I’m very hu…
New Best Friend
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SEH '26 • May 2023
This guy Brian showed up in my shower last night. The water wasn’t on, he was just read…
No More Sheriffs
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JFAR '19-'22 • May 2018
Happy Saturday everyone – good to see you at the town meeting. All our sheriffs died last nig…
Cool Kevin
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MAG '21-'22 • December 2021
Cool Kevin is a man the military pays to come to our office and yell at us about not smoking mariju…
Turing Test
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FOD '24 • March 2023
— Hey check it out, it’s our lab's newest artificial intelligence. &mdas…
Ray Charles
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HBF '19 • December 2020
For forty years I’ve been Ray Charles’s private caretaker, helping make his dreams come…
Placebo
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JTK '24 • May 2022
Relax
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MJS '19 • October 2018
Welcome to my zen meditation studio, kemosabe. Now get those clothes off and get on the table, the …
Life After the Lampoon
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JFAR '19-'22 • August 2019
Conan O’Brien: Juan, congrats on graduating! Here, take this. Me: Wow, another Ferrari! Con…
Strange Position
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SAB '24 •
Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
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