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BMW
7
EB '24
May 2022
Advice For A New CIA Agent
3
HHD
October 2008
Welcome to your first day in the CIA. First of all, congratulations. If you’re an agent, you …
Buzzer
11
GPL '21-'22
November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
Blockbuster
22
MAG '21-'22
October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
Vanitas
73
YMC '21-'22
March 2022
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. "Let there be light," He said, and there w…
An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
MFP '23-24
May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
Gun Show
MAG '21-'22
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
Hottest Girls In School
10
YMC '21-'22
December 2021
And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
Classical Conditioning
81
MFP '23-24
January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
Strange Position
12
SAB '24
Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
SchopenMeower Cartoons
24
AMC '23
May 2022
Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
10
TAF '19
October 2018
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was. – No. I have everything set up. I prepared th…
What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
SVG '18
December 2020
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop wit…
Chimney Sweep
27
JFAR '19-'22
January 2017
Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing l…
Econdoms
28
WLU '25
May 2022
Wet Dream
94
MAG '21-'22
January 2022
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey…
Lifeguard
12
MFP '23-24
December 2022
Kid: Help, I’m drowning! Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him! Fat Lifeguard: Really? Ho…
If Money Grew On Trees
23
SAB '24
- Environmental protection would be bipartisan. - In the fall, you could substitute real money wit…
Wheel of Fortune
10
MFP '23-24
December 2022
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle: Host: Go right ahead. _’D L_KE &n…
Yearbook Signing
10
MAG '21-'22
May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…
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