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Advice For A New CIA Agent
3
October 2008
Welcome to your first day in the CIA. First of all, congratulations. If you’re an agent, you …
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Buzzer
11
November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
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Blockbuster
22
October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
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Vanitas
73
March 2022
On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. "Let there be light," He said, and there w…
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An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
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Gun Show
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
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Hottest Girls In School
10
December 2021
And, action.  Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
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Classical Conditioning
81
January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
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Strange Position
12
Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
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Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
10
October 2018
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was. – No. I have everything set up. I prepared th…
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What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
December 2020
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop wit…
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Chimney Sweep
27
January 2017
Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing l…
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Wet Dream
94
January 2022
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey…
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Lifeguard
12
December 2022
Kid: Help, I’m drowning! Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him! Fat Lifeguard: Really?  Ho…
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If Money Grew On Trees
23
- Environmental protection would be bipartisan. - In the fall, you could substitute real money wit…
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Wheel of Fortune
10
December 2022
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle: Host: Go right ahead. _’D   L_KE &n…
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Yearbook Signing
10
May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…