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NGH '23

Literature Board 2021
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Narcissus Eiffel-Towering
78
NGH '23 AMC '23
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One Liners
55
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My First Kid
48
December 2022
Opening scene: my wife’s going into labor. I watch a lot of TV, so I know what to do. “…
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Science Class
127
December 2022
Tommy: Aggghhh! It burns! It burns! (pulls safety shower lever)  Mr. Miller: Tommy, this can&…
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Lolita
74
December 2022
Lolita, light of my life, I feel fire in my loins. I lit my underwear on fire for you, Lolita. No o…
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Thumb War
34
December 2022
First rule of being the new kid is to look out for bullies. I see a bully in the bathroom threateni…
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Waterboy
90
January 2022
It’s my first day as waterboy. The rest of staff is nowhere to be found, so I guess I gotta…
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Advice on How to Deal With a Concussion From Someone With a Concussion
38
January 2022
Listen up. I’m gonna tell you a straight fact that may or may not be true and can 100% help w…
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Frat Boy
49
December 2021
There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy.  Picture this. I’m sitting on the f…
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My Cult
1
June 2021
If you’re thinking about joining a classic, hardcore, intense kind of cult, then only think a…
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Stars
13
June 2021
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start …