Tommy: Aggghhh! It burns! It burns! (pulls safety shower lever)
Mr. Miller: Tommy, this can’t keep happening.
Tommy: But the acid’s all over me! (to Billy) Hey, can you pass me that from my bag?
Billy: The body soap?
Tommy: Let’s start with the Head and Shoulders.
Billy: (walks over and hands shampoo)
Tommy: Thank you. (to Mr. Miller) Oh, the agony!
Mr. Miller: Okay, class, let’s ignore Tommy and just open our textbo– what is that?
Tommy: It’s a loofah. Here, give it a try (tosses loofah).
Mr. Miller: How lovely (squishing).
Billy: You know, Tommy, you’re not the only poor one who can’t afford running water at home.
Mr. Miller: Billy, eyes up here.
Billy: Sorry, Mr. Miller.