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My First Crush
BWM '19-'21 • November 2020
Her name was Sarah and I was absolutely head over heels for her. I’d cut two holes in a trash…
Hero For A Day
15
MFP '23-24 •
Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here. Batman: Alright…
Application
83
EBC '22-'23 • October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…
Fat Camp
120
JLG '21 • March 2019
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for t…
Last Day at the Zoo
17
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
After serving as head zookeeper for 25 years and chief hunting assistant during a disastrous week-l…
Kitchen Sink
18
VG • December 2023
For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink. It’s almost as if he’s…
Day in the Life Comix
30
IKI '26 • May 2023
Hell
13
MAG '21-'22 • November 2020
There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of…
Keynote Speech
2
SWR '19-'20 • December 2020
And that is how Denta-Firm is changing the game, as the world’s first ever blood-free tooth…
Medical Report
72
EPS '24 •
I have this disease where everyday at 3 am three dudes kick the shit out of me. It started p…
Run To End Lung Cancer
69
JLN '21-22 •
Me: The runners, they’re all...? Ref: All terminally ill lung-cancer patients. Me: Oh…
Springtime Getaway
23
OMA '24 • September 2021
Hello! Welcome to Go Chase Happiness And Dreams Travel Agency. Hi, my 8-months pregna…
Store Closing
DRM '18 • December 2020
To Our Valued Customers, I regret to inform you that here at Frank’s Drugstore and Candy Emp…
New Best Friend
361
SEH '26 • May 2023
This guy Brian showed up in my shower last night. The water wasn’t on, he was just read…
Charlie and the Next Successor
11
JGS '20 • November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
Protest
47
SAB FOD • May 2023
Greetings, assembled cabinet ministers of the Soviet Union. I have a confession to make. I am not a…
Times That an Extinction-Level Nuclear War Would Really Suck
59
SAB '24 • May 2022
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented - One hour before all the…
Strange Position
26
SAB '24 •
Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
The Count of Monte Cristo Returns to Marseilles
19
ASB '17 • December 2020
Count: People of Marseilles! For twenty years you unfairly imprisoned me. Now behold my immens…
Johnny Adventure, Space Cashier
57
JRD '22-'23 •
It’s the future, but not so far in the future that cashiers are obsolete. We open on our prot…
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