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LKN '25 • March 2023
Molly: Oh Jon, this sunset picnic is so romantic…are you…crying? Jon: Sorry, *sniff*…
Sunglasses
AJ '18 • December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
My Steed
8
MFP '23-24 • September 2022
Good evening, Lady Harrington. I have arrived on my mighty steed to take you away to — pardon…
A Quest
3
ASB '17 • December 2020
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone. …
TV Salesman
ZDG '20 • October 2020
Bread the TV Salesman started the day like any other: with a hot cup of coffee and a curse to his m…
My First Crush
BWM '19-'21 • November 2020
Her name was Sarah and I was absolutely head over heels for her. I’d cut two holes in a trash…
Brain Man
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JKF '25 • March 2023
Knock knock. Hey silly. It’s me. The deceased 50 year old man who has permanently mov…
Driving to a Burger Joint
CAS '12 • October 2018
“You gonna bring the shit tonight or what?” Simon was riding shotgun in Bill Shi…
Cool Kevin
6
MAG '21-'22 • December 2021
Cool Kevin is a man the military pays to come to our office and yell at us about not smoking mariju…
Snails Need Love Too
1
ZDG '20 • November 2019
A darkly handsome bladesman stood at the edge of the clearing. I didn’t recognize him, but hi…
Hottest Girls In School
12
YMC '21-'22 • December 2021
And, action. Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
My Speech For Tonight
35
RIP '09 • October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
Anonymous • March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self) Larry: Jesus&helli…
The Beat Generation
17
MAG '21-'22 • March 2019
Jazz flowed from the streets in the 50s. We swam naked in the churches. We prayed in the oceans. We…
Obituary
12
MAG '21-'22 • July 2021
If you would’ve told me yesterday that I’d be writing an obituary for the guy in this…
Buzzer
45
GPL '21-'22 • November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
Algorithms
7
VIN '21-'22 • January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
E=mcBUTT
10
MMM '20 • February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
The Nantucket-Canterbury Medieval Faire
9
PKS '21-'22 • May 2020
Renaissance Faire season coincides with whaling season, which means most people do not know about t…
Keynote Speech
2
SWR '19-'20 • December 2020
And that is how Denta-Firm is changing the game, as the world’s first ever blood-free tooth…
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