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Pieces

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My Speech For Tonight
9
October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Blockbuster
22
October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
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Churchill
11
July 2021
Winston Churchill, known for all of his political and military accomplishments, was also a Nobel Pr…
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Biome
July 2021
Life ‘em up, boys. That’s what our sergeant used to say. Our job was to create the bigg…
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The Talk
November 2020
My Birth Mom: It’s a boy! Me: Hey, girl, what’s up? What you doing later, sexy…
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Organ Harvesting
42
Dealer: Just give me the money. Buyer: Hang on. I want to see the goods first. (Dealer motions to…
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Heaven
83
December 2022
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan…
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Squirrels
31
My ideal hangover cure is a lazy afternoon at the park, sipping on a cold beer and talking with the…
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Narcissus Eiffel-Towering
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NGH '23 AMC '23
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My Birth
8
December 2020
Here are some things that might happen when I am born. — The doctor accidentally gives my pa…
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Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
10
October 2018
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was. – No. I have everything set up. I prepared th…
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A Taste of My Own Medicine
9
October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
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Tom and Jerry Spec Script
3
October 2020
Tom is strolling along the railroad tracks, whistling a happy tune. Jerry walks parallel to Tom on …
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The Black Death
49
March 2022
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margar…
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Horse Racing Comix
36
IKI '26
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Frogs
56
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J. Robert Oppenheimer signs an NDA
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October 2020
– You understand that after you sign this document you cannot discuss the Manhattan Proj…
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Book Discussion
14
September 2021
Teacher: Greg, could you open discussion on the theme of villainy in Great Expectations?G…
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Middle School Beauty
11
June 2018
Wendy Perkins is the hottest girl in the 7th grade. She reads at a 6th grade level, but her body i…
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QUEER ON THE FRONTIER
8
October 2020
Host: Hello and welcome back to Queer on the Frontier: the show that examines cultural representati…