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IKI '26
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Horse Racing Comix
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IKI '26 •
Litter
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SMR '25 •
I was born with so much upward vertical velocity that by the time I plunged back through the roof m…
Rhombus
195
JGB '25 • May 2023
I have the rare version of the Midas Touch where everything I touch turns into rhombuses. It all st…
Chivalry is Dead
82
JGB '25 • May 2023
When I mention this to women, they usually say it’s not dead it’s just changed with the…
Hindenburg
28
MRB FOD • May 2023
Only 35 of the 97 total passengers were killed in the Hindenburg Blimp disaster. This has really ta…
Party
38
JKF FOD • May 2023
Student: Don, man, what’re you doing at our epic party? Don Quijote: Ah, you see, I wa…
Day in the Life Comix
27
IKI '26 • May 2023
Protest
37
SAB FOD • May 2023
Greetings, assembled cabinet ministers of the Soviet Union. I have a confession to make. I am not a…
Accountant
27
OMA '24 • May 2023
Those files better say that I can buy a boat, Gene. My wife loves boats. My girlfriend loves boat…
New Best Friend
154
SEH '26 • May 2023
This guy Brian showed up in my shower last night. The water wasn’t on, he was just read…
Going to America
67
LKN '25 • May 2023
Grandpa says that in America, the streets are paved with gold and the water is made of milk and hon…
Apology
15
EAT '24 • May 2023
Thank you to the school committee for having me. You may know me as the woman whose son killed the …
Modern Mom Gritty Reboot
20
CLC '22-'23 • May 2023
(Lights up. Camera pans over a grayscale suburb.) VOICEOVER: The modern mom is secure. (Flash: a …
Baseball Ghost
52
GPCP '22 • May 2023
I clutched my Babe Ruth card in one hand and my necronomicon in the other. “The big game&rsqu…
Sleeper Agent
42
RYSL • May 2023
My first company-wide meeting as chairman started smoothly, but when I announced my plan to ban uni…
Draft Dodging
49
RYSL • May 2023
The national draft is underway, and as an amputee I’m terrified of active combat. Thankfully,…
Side Gig
48
JTK '24 • May 2023
Every pizza shop’s dream is a delivery driver with no obligation to the law. That, or an Ital…
Disenchantment Day
44
CYL '26 • May 2023
Disenchantment Day is my favorite day of the year. I live to shatter the false sense of secur…
How to Handle Being in a Long Distance Relationship
50
CYL '26 • March 2023
1) College is busy, so it is important to set up a schedule with your significant other. When…