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Literature Board 2021

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Dating Simulator
15
August 2021
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighte…
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My Cult
1
June 2021
If you’re thinking about joining a classic, hardcore, intense kind of cult, then only think a…
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Stars
6
June 2021
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start …
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1999
10
May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
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If It Were Big Bird
May 2021
In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their f…
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Street Fight
October 2020
Biker #1: You shouldn’t have knocked that drink out of my hand in there. Now you’re gon…
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Bad Days
10
October 2020
– When Dad broke out of jail and decided to hold his second family hostage instead of ours. …
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Operation Enduring Freedom
October 2020
George Bush:  Good afternoon. On my orders the United States military has begun coordinated at…
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Crying in the Rain
1
October 2020
And I mean yeah they can’t see you cry in the rain, but shit right through your pants? People…
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There’s No More Gazpacho In The Cupboard
1
October 2020
– What? – There’s no more cans of gazpacho in our cupboard. The hell am I suppos…
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Shark Tank U.S.S.R
35
October 2020
Host: Welcome to Shark Tank USSR.  Alexei: Privet, sharks. Today I am asking for 0 rubles in …
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J. Robert Oppenheimer signs an NDA
28
October 2020
– You understand that after you sign this document you cannot discuss the Manhattan Proj…
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My Piece About What It Would Be Like If I Wrote A Piece for the FYC #
1
October 2020
– What started out as a frankly disgusting case of unbelievable obesity had snowballed into a…
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Best Picture
4
October 2020
But just what a year for movies! All my friends tell me, they tell me George Clooney, you love movi…
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How Long Have You Been Unemployed?
October 2020
Uncle Buck: That’s an incredibly personal question. Me: I’m just asking because I&rsqu…
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Cryobank Waiting Room
173
October 2020
-       First time? -       Yeah. Gotta pay rent somehow.  - &…