Artwork: JSR '22

Cryobank Waiting Room

Author: JLN '21-22
As seen in: For Your Consideration #

-       First time?

-       Yeah. Gotta pay rent somehow. 

-       Rent? (scoffs) Rent? Look around, kiddo. Who do you see?

-       Shit, bunch of bullshit, hotshot Ivy League educated lawyers, I guess.

-       Wealthy men. Impactful men. What else?

-       Everyone six foot or up. Perfect bone structure. Genius level IQ.

-       (Kicks up feet) You think they need this money?

-       I guess not.

-       Money I can get anywhere. Find me another place I can ejaculate in the company of this many great men.