Artwork: JSR '22

Bad Days

Author: MAG '21-'22
As seen in: For Your Consideration #

– When Dad broke out of jail and decided to hold his second family hostage instead of ours.

– When my computer got switched to German but my keyboard stayed in English. 

– When I tried to invest in Motorcycles (MTCY)  but ended up investing in Motorcycles.com (MTCL) and made negative money.

– When my high-blood pressure prevented me from playing in the Super Bowl, as well as every other game of the NFL season, college ball, and making my high school team.

– When I put my head out the passenger window on Highway 101 to feel the wind and broke my collarbone on a dog going in the opposite direction. The dog was fine.