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JGB '25

Literature Board 2025
Ways to Get Away with Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
79
JGB '25   •  
- Wait for the movie to have a scene with explosions, then point and yell fire  - Rent out an…
Organ Harvesting
56
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Dealer: Just give me the money. Buyer: Hang on. I want to see the goods first. (Dealer motions to…
2009 Make-A-Wish
50
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LeBron: Well, it’s been great having you here, bud! (smiles at TV cameras) Kid: Listen, LeBr…
Package Delivery FAQ
26
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Q: I had issues receiving the correct product. What should I do? A: Name which of the following sc…
Rhombus
264
JGB '25   •   May 2023
I have the rare version of the Midas Touch where everything I touch turns into rhombuses. It all st…
Chivalry is Dead
115
JGB '25   •   May 2023
When I mention this to women, they usually say it’s not dead it’s just changed with the…
Gavels
32
JGB '25   •   May 2023
You know that feeling when you take out your laundry and there’s only one sock, and you&rsquo…
Smart Home
42
JGB '25   •   March 2023
Randy: (puts down bags) Ah, it’s good to be back. Jessica: Honey, turn on the lights, it&rsq…
Tax Collector
55
JGB '25   •   May 2022
When it came time for collecting taxes, the tax collector’s only instruction from the robots …
Choose Your Own Adventure
40
JGB '25   •   May 2022
You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readi…
Donate Broth
48
JGB '25   •   May 2022