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Literature Board 2021
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My Ideas for Hallmark Cards
16
- I’m sorry I spilled your drink - It shouldn’t matter what’s in the cup, whethe…
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Hero For A Day
10
Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here. Batman: Alright…
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Olympic Curling
6
Me: Hello, I’d like one ticket to watch the gold medal curling match, please. Cashier: I&rsq…
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Escape Room
23
March 2023
— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hi…
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Dialogue Piece
10
March 2023
—  How was your weekend? —  I can’t tell you about things I did …
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Wheel of Fortune
11
December 2022
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle: Host: Go right ahead. _’D   L_KE &n…
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Lifeguard
15
December 2022
Kid: Help, I’m drowning! Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him! Fat Lifeguard: Really?  Ho…
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Swearing Kills
42
May 2022
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Classical Conditioning
82
January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
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Richard A. Smith: The Hero
2
December 2021
It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering ar…
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Career Day
1
December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
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Cruising Altitude
1
September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…
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Ice Gun
September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
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Teacher’s Note
20
July 2021
Dear Parent, If you are receiving this note it means that your child has been enrolled in my class…
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Inventing the Wheel
8
July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
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An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
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Love Song
November 2020
This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight…