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MFP '23-24
Literature Board 2021
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My Ideas for Hallmark Cards
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- I’m sorry I spilled your drink - It shouldn’t matter what’s in the cup, whethe…
Hero For A Day
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Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here. Batman: Alright…
Olympic Curling
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Me: Hello, I’d like one ticket to watch the gold medal curling match, please. Cashier: I&rsq…
Escape Room
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March 2023
— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hi…
Dialogue Piece
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March 2023
— How was your weekend? — I can’t tell you about things I did …
Wheel of Fortune
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December 2022
Contestant #1: I’d like to solve the puzzle: Host: Go right ahead. _’D L_KE &n…
Lifeguard
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December 2022
Kid: Help, I’m drowning! Hot Lifeguard: Clint, go get him! Fat Lifeguard: Really? Ho…
Swearing Kills
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May 2022
Classical Conditioning
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January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
Richard A. Smith: The Hero
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December 2021
It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering ar…
Career Day
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December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
Cruising Altitude
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September 2021
Good evening passengers, this is your doctor speaking. Yeah, you heard that right. Everybody know…
Ice Gun
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September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
Teacher’s Note
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July 2021
Dear Parent, If you are receiving this note it means that your child has been enrolled in my class…
Inventing the Wheel
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July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
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May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
Love Song
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November 2020
This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight…