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If Money Grew On Trees
62
SAB '24 •
- Environmental protection would be bipartisan. - In the fall, you could substitute real money wit…
Larry’s Donation
CDL '21 • February 2020
Larry inhaled for a second, let the shivers pass, and proceeded to wipe the spunk off the glossy ma…
Rhombus
326
JGB '25 • May 2023
I have the rare version of the Midas Touch where everything I touch turns into rhombuses. It all st…
Glossary of Future Terms
10
MAG '21-'22 • July 2021
Welcome to the Year 2435! Please step off the portal platform. Here are some words you’ll nee…
Swearing Kills
54
MFP '23-24 • May 2022
St. Louis Children’s Theatre Production Company
42
PKS '21-'22 • May 2023
Hello kids, thanks for coming out to audition. First, a little bit about me. My unrelenting passion…
QUEER ON THE FRONTIER
8
BWM '19-'21 • October 2020
Host: Hello and welcome back to Queer on the Frontier: the show that examines cultural representati…
Career Day
10
MFP '23-24 • December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
Van Gogh
60
JKF '25 • September 2022
“Let’s start this interview with a simple question. Van, in just a few sentences, how d…
Turing Test
35
FOD '24 • March 2023
— Hey check it out, it’s our lab's newest artificial intelligence. &mdas…
E=mcBUTT
10
MMM '20 • February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
Driving a Plane
42
EAT '24 • September 2021
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, …
Litter
116
SMR '25 •
I was born with so much upward vertical velocity that by the time I plunged back through the roof m…
A Worry
10
BWM '19-'21 • March 2020
Sometimes I worry that there is a GMO soybean out to get me.It’s all fucked up and has like w…
Chivalry is Dead
119
JGB '25 • May 2023
When I mention this to women, they usually say it’s not dead it’s just changed with the…
TV Show Taglines
31
ZDG '20 • October 2019
-Babies vs. Cars: Will the underdog keep losing? -A car? Versus a baby? -This baby specifically d…
Things To Say If You Want To Join The Cool Table
22
GPCP '22 • December 2021
Don’t mind me, lemme pull up a chair—backwards. My mom packs me lemon slices instead…
Going to America
109
LKN '25 • May 2023
Grandpa says that in America, the streets are paved with gold and the water is made of milk and hon…
Psychic Argument
62
JRD '22-'23 •
Psychic 1: I told you, I don’t know what happened to your dog! Psychic 2: Then why did I see…
Missy Manners
126
Josh Lieb '93 • November 2020
Okay, so you’re in the cafeteria. They’re serving peas. The boy across from you is thro…
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