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Pieces
Swearing Kills
54
MFP '23-24 • May 2022
Richard A. Smith: The Hero
52
MFP '23-24 • December 2021
It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering ar…
The Taco Bell on Beverly
30
HBF '19 • January 2020
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don&…
SchopenMeower Cartoons
24
AMC '23 • May 2022
Sleeper Agent
52
RYSL • May 2023
My first company-wide meeting as chairman started smoothly, but when I announced my plan to ban uni…
Proposal
11
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
A successful relationship is about listening. That’s why, when my longtime girlfriend started…
Surf Trip
47
HJH '19 • December 2020
I’ll never forget the summer I road-tripped to Hawaii with my two best friends. While it star…
Bob Golf
50
JKF '25 • May 2023
“How was your summer, Bob Golf?” chuckles the hottest guy in school. I like to stand be…
A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
55
CDL '21 • December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
Suburban Safari Comix
30
AKG, DCCP • December 2023
Protest
47
SAB FOD • May 2023
Greetings, assembled cabinet ministers of the Soviet Union. I have a confession to make. I am not a…
If It Were Big Bird
MAK '21 • May 2021
In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their f…
Teacher’s Note
31
MFP '23-24 • July 2021
Dear Parent, If you are receiving this note it means that your child has been enrolled in my class…
Larry Buys Condoms
20
BWM '19-'21 • March 2020
Larry: Hey, can I get some rubbers. Clerk: Yeah, sure, what kind of johnny you looking for, …
Algorithms
7
VIN '21-'22 • January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
Buzzer
45
GPL '21-'22 • November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
Advice
4
NSG '20-'22 • January 2020
Listen bro I totally get where you’re coming from, but just remember that next time you point…
Horse Racing Comix
48
IKI '26 •
Morning Routine
15
HJH '19 • December 2020
8:00am – Wake up and shower. This is easy if you sleep in the shower. 11:30am – Put so…
For Your Consideration: Ted Lasso
44
GPCP '22 • May 2022
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