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Pieces
Modern Mom
28
CYL '26 • September 2022
My mom isn’t like other moms. When I was conceived, my mother didn’t carry me in …
For Your Consideration: Ted Lasso
44
GPCP '22 • May 2022
Mime Hero
41
EB '24 • May 2023
Lawyer: Hey sir, I know you’re on the clock, but you really need to talk right now. A flower?…
Olympic Curling
6
MFP '23-24 •
Me: Hello, I’d like one ticket to watch the gold medal curling match, please. Cashier: I&rsq…
Lawnmower
21
MAS '18 • December 2020
Want to stop mowing your lawn like a quivering pussy? Then shut the fuck up and buy the GRASS-FUCKE…
Staring Contest
1
ghost • June 2020
Today is the big day I prove to everyone down by the pond that I’m tough enough to be here, a…
The Beat Generation
17
MAG '21-'22 • March 2019
Jazz flowed from the streets in the 50s. We swam naked in the churches. We prayed in the oceans. We…
Good Cop, Bad Cop, Jelly-Donut Cop
43
JTB '20-22 • December 2020
Bad Cop: We have your fingerprints on the gun, the doorknob, and the victim, punk. Good Cop: Hey j…
Surf Trip
47
HJH '19 • December 2020
I’ll never forget the summer I road-tripped to Hawaii with my two best friends. While it star…
Heaven
113
CLC '22-'23 • December 2022
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan…
Lifeguarding
15
MAG '21-'22 • December 2018
Lifeguard: (sips smoothie) I’m just saying: if your kid was “drowning in the deep end&r…
Modern Day Barbershop Quartet
4
ZDG '20 • October 2020
Quartet: (singing) Once is a day at a time, twice is looking so fine! Customer: Neat-o! A quartet!…
Driving a Plane
42
EAT '24 • September 2021
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, …
Accountant
58
OMA '24 • May 2023
Those files better say that I can buy a boat, Gene. My wife loves boats. My girlfriend loves boat…
Kitchen Sink
18
VG • December 2023
For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink. It’s almost as if he’s…
Kermit
75
MAS '18 • December 2020
Hey Everyone i just wanted to send out a house-wide email to alert you of a Special problem that ha…
Dating Simulator
26
GPCP '22 • August 2021
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighte…
Warning from the Future
90
RYSL • March 2023
Dear Ethan, I am your great-great-great-great-grandson, and I sent this message from the future to…
Last Day at the Zoo
17
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
After serving as head zookeeper for 25 years and chief hunting assistant during a disastrous week-l…
Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
91
JTK '24 • May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with? [1] I’m very hu…
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