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MAG '21-'22 • June 2020
Comment on New Zelda Game Out! by /u/bowzrrr999 in /r/nintendo [–] GREG_THE_MAN 0 poin…
Times That an Extinction-Level Nuclear War Would Really Suck
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SAB '24 • May 2022
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented - One hour before all the…
An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
MFP '23-24 • May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
Ways to Get Away with Yelling Fire in a Crowded Theater
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JGB '25 •
- Wait for the movie to have a scene with explosions, then point and yell fire - Rent out an…
Hogtown
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CYL '26 • December 2023
Most people move to Hogtown for the good public schools. They either come for that or Larry t…
New Partner
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JFAR '19-'22 • January 2016
A cop’s #1 belief: I’m not gonna be the jerkoff that shoots his own partner. I live and…
Playwriting
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JLN '21-22 • February 2020
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention. “Well well well, what do we h…
Narcissus Eiffel-Towering
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Ice Gun
MFP '23-24 • September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…
Chronological Excerpts from the Rochester Cult Massacre Reports
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SMR '25 • September 2022
Rick, 40 I’d better contribute something before anyone gets suspicious. “Let’s s…
The Dust Bowl
LGF '21-'22 • December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
The Number 6
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HJH '19 • October 2020
Arthur Peddleton is unable to comprehend the number 6. It began as a normal day for Arthur Peddlet…
Waxing Thoughts
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YMC '21-'22 • January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
Squigley
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GPCP '22 • December 2021
Carl Squigley always had his nose buried in a book, which was buried in a still-flushing toilet. He…
How McDonalds Came Up With Grimace
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JRD '22-'23 • May 2021
Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman:…
Swearing Kills
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MFP '23-24 • May 2022
Donate Broth
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JGB '25 • May 2022
Modern Mom Gritty Reboot
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CLC '22-'23 • May 2023
(Lights up. Camera pans over a grayscale suburb.) VOICEOVER: The modern mom is secure. (Flash: a …
One Man Car Wash
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HJH '19 • June 2020
– (standing on street corner with buckets of water, some rags, and a ‘Car Wash’ s…
May I Approach the Bench?
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OMA '24 • May 2023
You may, but keep it quick, I have five minutes until Judge Judy comes on, and I’m going to…
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