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Retirement Compound Salesman
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MAV '23-'24 • November 2020
Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your …
Municipal Archive of Brain Chips in Dalignfort, VA 2077-2122
12
EAT EB •
Folder 4: Security Tapes (Wal-mart) 2099 Man: (spilling 2,000 FlexSeal onto conveyor belt) Sorry, …
Funding Needed for Life-Saving Surgery
251
EB '24 • May 2022
(二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二)$0 raised out of $50000 Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot …
Horses
308
CLHC '26 • May 2023
I first saw her in English class. After a quick forty-minute search of Google, I found out that she…
BMW
28
EB '24 • May 2022
Suburban Safari Comix
30
AKG, DCCP • December 2023
Texting on My Laptop II
20
MAG '21-'22 • March 2019
You have entered the chat. You have added Sarah Brickman to the chat. Me: Sarah Me: !! Me: ****…
The Dust Bowl
LGF '21-'22 • December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
A Knight's Quest
96
RYSL •
The object of your next quest is to smite a dragon. No, not ‘he.’ This dragon is female…
Missy Manners
123
Josh Lieb '93 • November 2020
Okay, so you’re in the cafeteria. They’re serving peas. The boy across from you is thro…
Escape Room
63
MFP '23-24 • March 2023
— (To microphone in the corner of the room) Excuse me? We’re stumped. Could we get a hi…
College
11
HJH '19 • October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
Disenchantment Day
48
CYL '26 • May 2023
Disenchantment Day is my favorite day of the year. I live to shatter the false sense of secur…
The Number 6
12
HJH '19 • October 2020
Arthur Peddleton is unable to comprehend the number 6. It began as a normal day for Arthur Peddlet…
Gorilla Larry
18
BWM '19-'21 • October 2020
– Woo wooo eeh ahhh wooo *feeds on stems*. – There he is, what…
Costume Party
2
SWR '19-'20 • December 2020
— Hey Brenda how’s it— jesus christ dude! — Ha ha fooled ya. Don’t I…
President Nice Guy
30
HFJ '18 • December 2020
Richard Holton, our first Nice Guy president, eased out of the womb on December 24, 1921, giving do…
Fat Camp
120
JLG '21 • March 2019
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for t…
Dinner Date
6
BGS '22-'23 • November 2020
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la cr&…
Staring Contest
ghost • June 2020
Today is the big day I prove to everyone down by the pond that I’m tough enough to be here, a…
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