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Midnight Train
3
AJ '18 • December 2020
Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia. Station Manager: Well, it will b…
My Birth
8
SWR '19-'20 • December 2020
Here are some things that might happen when I am born. — The doctor accidentally gives my pa…
Laser Danger
30
MAG '21-'22 • January 2022
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things utter…
Hit, That, Button
10
BWM '19-'21 • October 2018
“How you folks doin tonight!?” Wooot, wooooooot! “Coming at you from the city o…
Richard A. Smith: The Hero
52
MFP '23-24 • December 2021
It’s every kid’s dream to be a superhero, which is why I spend all my time wandering ar…
Algorithms
7
VIN '21-'22 • January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
Strange Position
26
SAB '24 •
Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
Office Crush
70
YMC '21-'22 • December 2022
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that…
The Nantucket-Canterbury Medieval Faire
9
PKS '21-'22 • May 2020
Renaissance Faire season coincides with whaling season, which means most people do not know about t…
Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
27
BWM '19-'21 • September 2020
Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wai…
Whale Watching
11
HJH '19 • October 2020
Guide: And here we have a FULL ORCA BREACH FOLKS A FULL BREACH! 9 O’CLOCK!!! Crowd: Wow! Ga…
Street Fight
MAG '21-'22 • October 2020
Biker #1: You shouldn’t have knocked that drink out of my hand in there. Now you’re gon…
My First Crush
BWM '19-'21 • November 2020
Her name was Sarah and I was absolutely head over heels for her. I’d cut two holes in a trash…
Hamilton
140
JLN '21-22 • October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
Shark Tank U.S.S.R
49
PKS '21-'22 • October 2020
Host: Welcome to Shark Tank USSR. Alexei: Privet, sharks. Today I am asking for 0 rubles in …
My Relationship
8
ZPH '12 • February 2010
… is like any other, especially the kind where one partner steals from the other, day after …
Advice For A New CIA Agent
15
HHD • October 2008
Welcome to your first day in the CIA. First of all, congratulations. If you’re an agent, you …
The Talk
LRK '21-'22 • November 2020
My Birth Mom: It’s a boy! Me: Hey, girl, what’s up? What you doing later, sexy…
Business Presentation
11
CDL '21 • June 2018
ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast. SMITH: I…
Dialogue Piece
44
MFP '23-24 • March 2023
— How was your weekend? — I can’t tell you about things I did …
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