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Pieces
Yo Mama So Fat
34
JFAR '19-'22 • April 2019
-…is the best way I thought I could begin breaking this news, Timmy. I’m so sorry. She…
Street Fight
MAG '21-'22 • October 2020
Biker #1: You shouldn’t have knocked that drink out of my hand in there. Now you’re gon…
Proposal
11
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
A successful relationship is about listening. That’s why, when my longtime girlfriend started…
Inventing the Wheel
8
MFP '23-24 • July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
Algorithms
7
VIN '21-'22 • January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
Gavels
35
JGB '25 • May 2023
You know that feeling when you take out your laundry and there’s only one sock, and you&rsquo…
Staring Contest
1
ghost • June 2020
Today is the big day I prove to everyone down by the pond that I’m tough enough to be here, a…
Heaven
113
CLC '22-'23 • December 2022
– And the last thing is that the Build-A-Bear is closed Sundays, so you’ll want to plan…
Measuring the Length of my Penis
37
BWM '19-'21 • February 2020
*mmmm* .. (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark) “mmm…
Real Estate Tour
6
HFJ '18 • October 2018
-And here’s the pantry. -What’s with these marks on the wall? -We marked our son&rsqu…
Video Game Pitch
23
JRD '22-'23 •
Sit down gentlemen, I have our next hit game. You thought Sonic The Hedgehog made us rich? Well Son…
New Cat
BWM '19-'21 • December 2020
So a couple days ago my wife and I decided to restart the old marriage. Seeing as I’m impoten…
A Letter To The Suburbs
23
RYSL • December 2023
Dear Suburbs, You are my roots; I owe you everything. You molded me into the man that the city to…
Package Delivery FAQ
27
JGB '25 •
Q: I had issues receiving the correct product. What should I do? A: Name which of the following sc…
1999
10
JLG '21 • May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
16
FSS '21 • October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
Horses
318
CLHC '26 • May 2023
I first saw her in English class. After a quick forty-minute search of Google, I found out that she…
Hit, That, Button
10
BWM '19-'21 • October 2018
“How you folks doin tonight!?” Wooot, wooooooot! “Coming at you from the city o…
The Nantucket-Canterbury Medieval Faire
9
PKS '21-'22 • May 2020
Renaissance Faire season coincides with whaling season, which means most people do not know about t…
Opening Line of My Book
BWM '19-'21 • February 2020
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a lit…
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