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Pieces
The Beat Generation
17
MAG '21-'22 • March 2019
Jazz flowed from the streets in the 50s. We swam naked in the churches. We prayed in the oceans. We…
Chimney Sweep
53
JFAR '19-'22 • January 2017
Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing l…
Horses
318
CLHC '26 • May 2023
I first saw her in English class. After a quick forty-minute search of Google, I found out that she…
Leisure Corner
GPL '21-'22 • March 2020
Welcome to the Leisure Suit’s Larry’s Leisure Corner. Sit down. Relax. Take a break fro…
Incentives
53
MRB '25 • December 2023
Ever since I earned my online economics nanodegree, I’ve been controlling my fourth-grade cla…
St. Louis Children’s Theatre Production Company
42
PKS '21-'22 • May 2023
Hello kids, thanks for coming out to audition. First, a little bit about me. My unrelenting passion…
Things To Say If You Want To Join The Cool Table
22
GPCP '22 • December 2021
Don’t mind me, lemme pull up a chair—backwards. My mom packs me lemon slices instead…
Chained To A Tree
68
EAT '24 •
When they were all like “We need someone to chain themselves to this tree!” I was all l…
Hero For A Day
15
MFP '23-24 •
Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here. Batman: Alright…
My Fairy
41
TAF '19 • December 2020
Some people have a fairy godmother. Klugg is my swamp monster god-uncle. Klugg can’t fly lik…
2019 World Expo
14
SWR '19-'20 • March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
How Long Have You Been Unemployed?
9
LRK '21-'22 • October 2020
Uncle Buck: That’s an incredibly personal question. Me: I’m just asking because I&rsqu…
Pool Rules
126
SEH '26 • December 2023
Children under the age of 14 may not use the pool without a parent or guardian present, unless th…
Hogtown
44
CYL '26 • December 2023
Most people move to Hogtown for the good public schools. They either come for that or Larry t…
Book Discussion
31
OMA '24 • September 2021
Teacher: Greg, could you open discussion on the theme of villainy in Great Expectations?G…
Olympic Curling
6
MFP '23-24 •
Me: Hello, I’d like one ticket to watch the gold medal curling match, please. Cashier: I&rsq…
Voice-Activated Lights
155
SMR '25 • March 2023
— I’m excited to see your new place finally.— Here, let me turn on the lights. AH…
Yearbook Signing
10
MAG '21-'22 • May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…
Narcissus Eiffel-Towering
126
NGH '23 AMC '23 •
Measuring the Length of my Penis
37
BWM '19-'21 • February 2020
*mmmm* .. (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark) “mmm…
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