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JFAR '19-'22

Literature Board 2021

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Life After the Lampoon
18
August 2019
Conan O’Brien: Juan, congrats on graduating! Here, take this. Me: Wow, another Ferrari! Con…
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Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
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The Big Prank
16
August 2019
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been w…
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Yo Mama So Fat
24
April 2019
-…is the best way I thought I could begin breaking this news, Timmy. I’m so sorry. She…
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Ashes
1
March 2019
-Well hereeeee you go Mrs. Johnson — your very own son’s ashes. -Why, doctor, these as…
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Fight Song
6
October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You …
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No More Sheriffs
1
May 2018
Happy Saturday everyone – good to see you at the town meeting. All our sheriffs died last nig…
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Shamu Comix
October 2017
Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22
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The Royal We
August 2017
The Royal We was a sitcom about King Arthur and his loyal knight and roommate Sir Elton John Episo…
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Chimney Sweep
27
January 2017
Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing l…
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New Partner
19
January 2016
A cop’s #1 belief: I’m not gonna be the jerkoff that shoots his own partner. I live and…