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One Last Dance #


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Publication: February 2021


Pieces

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The Last Tiger’s Deathbed
23
May 2021
It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the e…
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How McDonalds Came Up With Grimace
1041
May 2021
Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman:…
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Dating Simulator
15
August 2021
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighte…
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1999
10
May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
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If It Were Big Bird
May 2021
In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their f…
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An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
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The Flu Game
10
May 2021
And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-…
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The Death of Kenzo Simmons
10
May 2021
-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death.  -Wow, so you mus…
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Dandelion Tales
3
May 2021
Heineken in one hand and Paradise Lost essay in the other, Dandelion cruised down Lafayette at a co…
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Stars
6
June 2021
-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start …
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My Cult
1
June 2021
If you’re thinking about joining a classic, hardcore, intense kind of cult, then only think a…
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One Man Show
13
August 2021
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the a…
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Change Jar
3
May 2021
i am texting from the faculty lounge and i am looking at the Change Jar in front of me and it appea…
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Yearbook Signing
10
May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…