Pieces

CAS '12 • May 2021

It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the e…

GPCP '22 • August 2021

It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighte…

1999

JLG '21 • May 2021

At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…

If It Were Big Bird

MAK '21 • May 2021

In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their f…

MFP '23-24 • May 2021

Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …

The Flu Game

HFJ '18 • May 2021

And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-…

BWM '19-'21 • May 2021

-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death. -Wow, so you mus…

JEC '21 • May 2021

Heineken in one hand and Paradise Lost essay in the other, Dandelion cruised down Lafayette at a co…

1133

JRD '22-'23 • May 2021

Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman:…

Stars

NGH '23 • June 2021

-Wow, you’re right, stargazing is pretty cool. -Stare long enough, and apparently you start …

One Man Show

EPS '24 • August 2021

The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the a…

Change Jar

KPB • May 2021

i am texting from the faculty lounge and i am looking at the Change Jar in front of me and it appea…

MAG '21-'22 • May 2021

-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…

My Cult

NGH '23 • June 2021

If you’re thinking about joining a classic, hardcore, intense kind of cult, then only think a…

One Last Dance #