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Pieces
A Letter To The Suburbs
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RYSL • December 2023
Dear Suburbs, You are my roots; I owe you everything. You molded me into the man that the city to…
The Number 6
12
HJH '19 • October 2020
Arthur Peddleton is unable to comprehend the number 6. It began as a normal day for Arthur Peddlet…
Donate Broth
49
JGB '25 • May 2022
Charlie and the Next Successor
11
JGS '20 • November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
Fieldnotes
34
JKF '25 • May 2023
In 1954, psychologists infiltrated housewife Dorothy Martin’s UFO doomsday cult.  …
Rhombus
326
JGB '25 • May 2023
I have the rare version of the Midas Touch where everything I touch turns into rhombuses. It all st…
Fireman
59
OMA '24 • December 2022
As a fireman, I face difficult decisions on a daily and nightly basis. For instance, do I take the …
Birthday Girl
14
RIP '09 • October 2008
BIRTHDAY GIRL: Tonight’s been unbelievable. You are honestly the most amazing friends…
Playwriting
56
JLN '21-22 • February 2020
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention. “Well well well, what do we h…
The Black Death
50
YMC '21-'22 • March 2022
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margar…
Allergy
52
LKN '25 • March 2023
Molly: Oh Jon, this sunset picnic is so romantic…are you…crying? Jon: Sorry, *sniff*…
Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
71
JFAR '19-'22 • August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
School Tour
20
EBC '22-'23 • November 2019
Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you, freshman. Come here. Not so close. You want to see the real secrets this s…
Laser Danger
30
MAG '21-'22 • January 2022
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things utter…
Visit California
134
EAT '24 • May 2022
CMD+Space Comix
57
LKN '25 • March 2023
Therapy
94
OMA '24 • January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture. That’s a headshot of you, bu…
Morning Routine
15
HJH '19 • December 2020
8:00am – Wake up and shower. This is easy if you sleep in the shower. 11:30am – Put so…
Hogtown
44
CYL '26 • December 2023
Most people move to Hogtown for the good public schools. They either come for that or Larry t…
Amnesia
1
GPL '21-'22 • October 2019
– John? I mean uh, excuse me random stranger? – What do you want? – I have amne…
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