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Bad Days
10
October 2020
– When Dad broke out of jail and decided to hold his second family hostage instead of ours. …
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Guest Lecture by Joseph Campbell at University of Chicago, Transcript 11/24/68
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December 2020
Good evening students. I’d like to begin by thanking those of you who showed up to this lectu…
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My Speech For Tonight
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October 2008
Hi everyone. I’m Jess’s father. Thank you all for coming to Jess’s sweet sixteen.…
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Barbershop Quartet
January 2020
Lead: Fellas, meet the new fifth member of our quartet–Tom! Bass: Swell to meet ya Tom! Bar…
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Dating Simulator
15
August 2021
It’s the first day at Romance Academy. A new student introduces herself to you: Mitzi, eighte…
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Film Noir
December 2020
The year was December 17th, winter to be exact. Outside my office it was a wet, dark afternoon&mdas…
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Strange Position
Alright Officer, so there I am walking down Main Street with my groceries when I see this guy layin…
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Wet Dream
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January 2022
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey…
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Inspired Musings
December 2020
Scientists say that the murder rate goes up when there is a full moon. But so does the rate of peop…
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Safari
September 2020
“And here you’ll see the world’s fastest animal, the cheetah. A beautiful example…
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Marco Polo
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March 2019
Marco Polo travelled the world trading spices, documenting his experiences. Today, I entered the c…
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Biome
July 2021
Life ‘em up, boys. That’s what our sergeant used to say. Our job was to create the bigg…
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Obituary
10
July 2021
If you would’ve told me yesterday that I’d be writing an obituary for the guy in this…
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Reddit History
June 2020
Comment on New Zelda Game Out! by /u/bowzrrr999 in /r/nintendo [–] GREG_THE_MAN  0 poin…
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2019 World Expo
March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
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Date Ideas
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November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
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Dinner Date
November 2020
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la cr&…
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The Talk Throughout History
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November 2020
Eve: I think that’s the wrong hole.Adam: Again?? I really wish we had parents to sit us down …