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My Trip to Cleveland
13
December 2020
I’m going to be honest with you, reader—my sophomore fall didn’t get off to a gre…
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Costume Party
2
December 2020
— Hey Brenda how’s it— jesus christ dude! — Ha ha fooled ya. Don’t I…
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Rare
December 2020
Some things are less rare than you think. Winning the Lottery My friend Rigley won the lottery ye…
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Things I Want to Tell Stacy Now That I’m No Longer In Eighth Grade
21
February 2010
– I was the one who kind of initiated the tradition of everyone hugging each other at the end…
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Therapy
63
January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture.  That’s a headshot of you, bu…
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My First Kiss
20
September 2020
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting ma…
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Bus Driver
21
May 2018
Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these …
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Mr. Worldwide
26
December 2020
Pitbull’s plane touches down at Miami International Airport at 12:43 on a Tuesday. He’s…
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Sleepy Sam
20
Coming soon to a theater near you… (upbeat music playing) Sam Shmorganstein is a zookeeper w…
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The Last Tiger’s Deathbed
23
May 2021
It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the e…
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The History of Hats
3
October 2020
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our co…
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Whack-A-Mole
75
January 2022
I walk in every morning and the arcade carny asks me, “what’ll it be?” I reply…
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A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
13
October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
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Shamu Comix
October 2017
Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22
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Marco Polo
16
March 2019
Marco Polo travelled the world trading spices, documenting his experiences. Today, I entered the c…
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Answering Machine
10
October 2020
– (pickup) Hello? – Doc?! Is that you? It’s Billy.  – The Doctor is …
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Store Closing
December 2020
To Our Valued Customers, I regret to inform you that here at Frank’s Drugstore and Candy Emp…