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Pieces

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May December Romance
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- Yeah, I had a grandpa too once. Is yours cool or like a piece of shit or do you like hate him or …
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Bad Days
10
October 2020
– When Dad broke out of jail and decided to hold his second family hostage instead of ours. …
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Crowdsourcing Request
December 2020
Hey Guys!I’m sending you this email to invite you to help with my crowdfunding campaign. I&r…
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Middle School Beauty
June 2018
Wendy Perkins is the hottest girl in the 7th grade. She reads at a 6th grade level, but her body i…
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That Guy
March 2020
-Hey, who is that?-That guy, over there? I don’t know.-He must be pretty important-What makes…
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Charlie and the Next Successor
10
November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
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A Taste of My Own Medicine
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October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
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Amnesia
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October 2019
– John? I mean uh, excuse me random stranger? – What do you want? – I have amne…
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Good Cop, Bad Cop, Jelly-Donut Cop
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December 2020
Bad Cop: We have your fingerprints on the gun, the doorknob, and the victim, punk. Good Cop: Hey j…
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The Beat Generation
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March 2019
Jazz flowed from the streets in the 50s. We swam naked in the churches. We prayed in the oceans. We…
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Lose Yourself Artist Commentary
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October 2019
 
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Keynote Speech
December 2020
And that is how Denta-Firm is changing the game, as the world’s first ever blood-free tooth…
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Cold War Frat Boy
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May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
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Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
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August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
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Rare
December 2020
Some things are less rare than you think. Winning the Lottery My friend Rigley won the lottery ye…
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Funding Needed for Life-Saving Surgery
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May 2022
(二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二)$0 raised out of $50000 Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot …
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Seven Deadly Gourds
June 2020
The Orange Gourd: This one will kill you 100%. The Ghost Pepper: This one is less pungent, still…
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Genesis
December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …
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1999
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May 2021
At the end of the millennium people started acting weird. January -The “Euro” is intr…
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Ice Gun
September 2021
- You know that I love and support you, right? - Of course. - And that goes for anything, includi…