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Tom and Jerry Spec Script
3
HJH '19 • October 2020
Tom is strolling along the railroad tracks, whistling a happy tune. Jerry walks parallel to Tom on …
The Trial of the Decade
17
MMM '20 • October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
Horse Girl Blog
73
LKN '25 • September 2022
06/07/2022 Hey saddle sisters. Didn’t play outside with the other kids today. Too busy doing …
Econdoms
29
WLU '25 • May 2022
SNOWED IN
10
ZDG '20 • January 2020
Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Me: I’m… stuck, in my cabin. I need human…
Genesis
10
HJH '19 • December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …
Larry Buys Condoms
20
BWM '19-'21 • March 2020
Larry: Hey, can I get some rubbers. Clerk: Yeah, sure, what kind of johnny you looking for, …
From the Creators of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"
108
LKN '25 • December 2023
“I Can Totally See This Being Mayonnaise” Margarine “It’s For My Windshiel…
President Nice Guy
30
HFJ '18 • December 2020
Richard Holton, our first Nice Guy president, eased out of the womb on December 24, 1921, giving do…
How McDonalds Came Up With Grimace
1154
JRD '22-'23 • May 2021
Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman:…
Career Day
10
MFP '23-24 • December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
Trading Up
44
EB '24 • September 2022
In 2005, Kyle MacDonald successfully traded up from a paperclip to a house. – Starti…
2019 World Expo
14
SWR '19-'20 • March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
One Man Show
36
EPS '24 • August 2021
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the a…
Protest
47
SAB FOD • May 2023
Greetings, assembled cabinet ministers of the Soviet Union. I have a confession to make. I am not a…
Dear President
29
HJH '19 • October 2019
Dear President, My name is Bradley and I am 8. I’m from Ohio and my mom won’t let me p…
Femme Fatale
15
VIN '21-'22 • October 2020
She walks into the room and grabs my attention. Or maybe she grabs my hand. I’m shaking now. …
Secret Journal
6
GPCP '22 • December 2021
-Hey, I found the quiet kid’s journal—it’s all about the popular kids and how he&…
Gavels
35
JGB '25 • May 2023
You know that feeling when you take out your laundry and there’s only one sock, and you&rsquo…
Johnny Adventure, Space Cashier
57
JRD '22-'23 •
It’s the future, but not so far in the future that cashiers are obsolete. We open on our prot…
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