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The Time I Got Caught Milking
22
YMC '21-'22 • February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
Frogs
70
AMC '23 •
E=mcBUTT
10
MMM '20 • February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
One Liners
92
NGH '23 •
How Long Have You Been Unemployed?
9
LRK '21-'22 • October 2020
Uncle Buck: That’s an incredibly personal question. Me: I’m just asking because I&rsqu…
Operation Enduring Freedom
BWM '19-'21 • October 2020
George Bush: Good afternoon. On my orders the United States military has begun coordinated at…
The Big Prank
23
JFAR '19-'22 • August 2019
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been w…
Donate Broth
49
JGB '25 • May 2022
Morning Announcements
117
SEH '26 • December 2023
Good morning Vietnam! No, it's not Robin Williams. I know everyone gets excited every time I do tha…
Last Day at the Zoo
17
NSG '20-'22 • December 2020
After serving as head zookeeper for 25 years and chief hunting assistant during a disastrous week-l…
World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
229
JRD '22-'23 • January 2022
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see…
thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
26
GPCP '22 • May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
My Relationship
8
ZPH '12 • February 2010
… is like any other, especially the kind where one partner steals from the other, day after …
Lobotomy
97
GPCP '22 • January 2022
I sit down at the lunch table with a pruning saw and a smile. “Well, boys, I finally did it. …
Cancun Trip Review
42
CLC '22-'23 •
I knew spring break in Mexico was going to be fun – but not this fun. Who’d have though…
The Royal We
JFAR '19-'22 • August 2017
The Royal We was a sitcom about King Arthur and his loyal knight and roommate Sir Elton John Episo…
Puritan Party
30
RYSL FOD • May 2023
Hey. (gurgles) You think this is allowed? (spits) It’s not even really drinking, man! …
Hindenburg
38
MRB FOD • May 2023
Only 35 of the 97 total passengers were killed in the Hindenburg Blimp disaster. This has really ta…
Science Class
171
NGH '23 • December 2022
Tommy: Aggghhh! It burns! It burns! (pulls safety shower lever) Mr. Miller: Tommy, this can&…
Chimney Sweep
53
JFAR '19-'22 • January 2017
Chimney sweeping is what I was born to do since I have no arms or legs. Doctors called my missing l…
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