Sign in
Subscribe
About
Read
Magazines
Books
Classics
Comp
Masthead
Contact
Search
Press ESC to close
Home
About
Read
Magazines
Books
Classics
Comp
Masthead
Contact
Sign in
Subscribe
Home
About
Read
Magazines
Books
Classics
Comp
Masthead
Contact
Pieces
May I Approach the Bench?
24
OMA '24 • May 2023
You may, but keep it quick, I have five minutes until Judge Judy comes on, and I’m going to…
Date Ideas
1
LRK '21-'22 • November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
Cool Kevin
6
MAG '21-'22 • December 2021
Cool Kevin is a man the military pays to come to our office and yell at us about not smoking mariju…
My First Kid
49
NGH '23 • December 2022
Opening scene: my wife’s going into labor. I watch a lot of TV, so I know what to do. “…
Kitchen Sink
18
VG • December 2023
For our anniversary, my husband Thomas got me a new sink. It’s almost as if he’s…
The Summer I Turned Into Danny DeVito
54
CYL '26 • December 2023
My mom used to tell me that I just had to wait for puberty to hit and then I wouldn’t be ugly…
Office Crush
70
YMC '21-'22 • December 2022
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that…
My Diwali
4
SAB '24 •
Diwali is a festival of lights that occurs in either October or November and is one of the major fe…
Online Quiz
15
BWM '19-'21 • December 2020
Take this short quiz and see if we can guess where you were born! How do you pronounce Mayonnaise?…
Pervert Alert: My Friend Josh
67
FOD '24 • December 2021
My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Gre…
thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
26
GPCP '22 • May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
Oliver Twist
14
RYSL • September 2022
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I have the honor of performing the annual orphan monologue for this y…
Hero For A Day
15
MFP '23-24 •
Mayor: Congrats again on winning the contest Billy! Batman will take it from here. Batman: Alright…
Side Gig
69
JTK '24 • May 2023
Every pizza shop’s dream is a delivery driver with no obligation to the law. That, or an Ital…
Application
83
EBC '22-'23 • October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…
Retirement Compound Salesman
28
MAV '23-'24 • November 2020
Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your …
If Money Grew On Trees
62
SAB '24 •
- Environmental protection would be bipartisan. - In the fall, you could substitute real money wit…
Eulogy
46
JKF '25 • September 2022
Welcome, Parishers. I am honored to speak in this holy chapel. You may call me Father Tod. I am not…
Dinner Date
6
BGS '22-'23 • November 2020
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la cr&…
Blockbuster
22
MAG '21-'22 • October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
1
(current)
2
3
4
5
»