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Therapy
52
January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture.  That’s a headshot of you, bu…
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The Woods
53
November 2019
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…
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One Man Show
13
August 2021
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the a…
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Lawnmower
1
December 2020
Want to stop mowing your lawn like a quivering pussy? Then shut the fuck up and buy the GRASS-FUCKE…
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The Life of a Cowboy
65
December 2020
I was only five years old when my grandpappy taught me how to shoot a gun. “Pull the trigger …
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Run To End Lung Cancer
23
Me: The runners, they’re all...? Ref: All terminally ill lung-cancer patients.  Me: Oh…
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Life After the Lampoon
18
August 2019
Conan O’Brien: Juan, congrats on graduating! Here, take this. Me: Wow, another Ferrari! Con…
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Hottest Girls In School
10
December 2021
And, action.  Open on the Three Hottest Girls in school, walking in unison, places in all the…
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Career Day
December 2021
My dad has the coolest job ever. Everyday he comes home in a different kiss-stained uniform. Some d…
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College
10
October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
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Psychic Argument
23
Psychic 1: I told you, I don’t know what happened to your dog! Psychic 2: Then why did I see…
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Inventing the Wheel
8
July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
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QUEER ON THE FRONTIER
8
October 2020
Host: Hello and welcome back to Queer on the Frontier: the show that examines cultural representati…
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Bad Days
10
October 2020
– When Dad broke out of jail and decided to hold his second family hostage instead of ours. …
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Choose Your Own Adventure
40
May 2022
You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readi…
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Cold War Frat Boy
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May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
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Hamilton
112
October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
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The Last Tiger’s Deathbed
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May 2021
It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the e…