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Pieces
Store Closing
DRM '18 • December 2020
To Our Valued Customers, I regret to inform you that here at Frank’s Drugstore and Candy Emp…
Chronological Excerpts from the Rochester Cult Massacre Reports
142
SMR '25 • September 2022
Rick, 40 I’d better contribute something before anyone gets suspicious. “Let’s s…
Narcissus Eiffel-Towering
148
NGH '23 AMC '23 •
Hamilton
144
JLN '21-22 • October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
President’s Little Helper
45
FOD '24 • September 2021
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems. &nbs…
A Taste of My Own Medicine
13
YMC '21-'22 • October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
Chaz's Adventures in Wonderland
41
EAT '24 •
So I was sitting all up in this tree with my Tinder and I saw this white rabbit. And like, that ass…
WWE
28
ASB '17 • December 2020
Announcer: In the red corner, he’s your favorite all-American punisher, it’s Joe &ldquo…
Lose Yourself Artist Commentary
2
JGS '20 • October 2019
The Dust Bowl
2
LGF '21-'22 • December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
Episode 243: The First One After the Robo War
25
SAB '24 •
An overnight robo-nuclear war killed everyone in the world except the production team and one of th…
Letter to Roosevelt
10
MMM '20 • January 2020
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing h…
Frat Boy
55
NGH '23 • December 2021
There’s nothing cooler than being a frat boy. Picture this. I’m sitting on the f…
Puritan Party
34
RYSL FOD • May 2023
Hey. (gurgles) You think this is allowed? (spits) It’s not even really drinking, man! …
J. Robert Oppenheimer signs an NDA
37
CDL '21 • October 2020
– You understand that after you sign this document you cannot discuss the Manhattan Proj…
Relax
10
MJS '19 • October 2018
Welcome to my zen meditation studio, kemosabe. Now get those clothes off and get on the table, the …
That Guy
BWM '19-'21 • March 2020
-Hey, who is that?-That guy, over there? I don’t know.-He must be pretty important-What makes…
Femme Fatale
16
VIN '21-'22 • October 2020
She walks into the room and grabs my attention. Or maybe she grabs my hand. I’m shaking now. …
Office Crush
73
YMC '21-'22 • December 2022
From the moment I met Louise Arlington, I knew the girl was trouble. "Sir?", she said. My god, that…
Cold War Frat Boy
300340
SAB '24 • May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
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