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Brinkmanship
30
May 2022
“The ability to get to the verge without getting into the war is the necessary art” &nd…
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Dialogue Options in Fallout: New Cambridge
66
May 2022
Stranger: Hey there traveler! Is there anything I can help you with?   [1] I’m very hu…
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DrivingInstructor.ai
94
May 2022
I get in the car, and I’m doing everything by the book. I’m checking my mirrors, both h…
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Game Theoretic Standoff
117
May 2022
- Freeze, punk! I’ve got you in my pistol’s sights. You can either come over and let me…
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Cold War Frat Boy
300111
May 2022
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before…
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Tax Collector
45
May 2022
When it came time for collecting taxes, the tax collector’s only instruction from the robots …
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Dinosaur Story
12
May 2022
Tour Guide: We’ve finally reached the Chicxulub crater, everyone, the site of the explosion t…
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Funding Needed for Life-Saving Surgery
161
May 2022
(二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二)$0 raised out of $50000 Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot …
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thegreatcoming2000.blogspot.com
26
May 2022
January 2, 2000I know, I know, elephant in the room. I said the world was going to end at the dawn …
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City Nights, 3029
20
May 2022
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all …
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Choose Your Own Adventure
40
May 2022
You are feeling awfully hungry today. What would you like to eat? > A ham sandwich. Keep readi…
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Times That an Extinction-Level Nuclear War Would Really Suck
23
May 2022
- One day before technology that makes everyone live forever is invented - One hour before all the…
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The Black Death
37
March 2022
- Anne, mine old friend, I… I hast been touch'd by the bubonic plague.- Nay! Prithee, Margar…
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Bulimia Recovery Clinic
64
March 2022
My parents decided to send me to the public Bulimia Recovery Clinic over in Toad Suck, Arkansas the…
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Trying To Write Mental Health Pieces When Your Mental Health Is Pretty Okay At The Moment
166
January 2022
You close your laptop, wishing you had something real to write about. The first three pieces about …
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Whack-A-Mole
75
January 2022
I walk in every morning and the arcade carny asks me, “what’ll it be?” I reply…
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Laser Danger
20
January 2022
Before dying of liver failure, action stuntman Laser Danger said some of the coolest things utter…
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Antidepressants
144
January 2022
What they don’t tell you about starting antidepressants is that sometimes you’ll try to…
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Therapy
52
January 2022
Okay, Nathan. Now tell me what you see in this picture.  That’s a headshot of you, bu…
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World’s Luckiest & Most Depressed Person
183
January 2022
Pam Jensen woke up just like she did every other day – at the exact moment that she could see…
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Lobotomy
44
January 2022
I sit down at the lunch table with a pruning saw and a smile. “Well, boys, I finally did it. …
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Classical Conditioning
59
January 2022
Alright class, today we’re going to cover something called classical conditioning. Can I get …
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Wet Dream
94
January 2022
At a sleepover. Kyle: Whoa! Brian what is that on your shorts?Brian: Uh, nothing! Kyle: Hey…
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Waxing Thoughts
43
January 2022
“I understand your pain. I’ve gone through the same thing”:– the woman wa…
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Late
186
January 2022
I look down at the watch tattooed on my wrist. It’s 10:00. Fuck. I look up at my wall clock t…
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Waterboy
83
January 2022
It’s my first day as waterboy. The rest of staff is nowhere to be found, so I guess I gotta…
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Advice on How to Deal With a Concussion From Someone With a Concussion
35
January 2022
Listen up. I’m gonna tell you a straight fact that may or may not be true and can 100% help w…
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President’s Little Helper
33
September 2021
Chief of Staff: Mr. President, he’s here. The solution to all of our problems. &nbs…
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Girlfriend
15
September 2021
Of course I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school. Which school? The, uh, the one a fe…
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Springtime Getaway
12
September 2021
Hello! Welcome to Go Chase Happiness And Dreams Travel Agency.  Hi, my 8-months pregna…
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Mr. 305
14
September 2021
Ever had somebody tell you that you looked like a celebrity? For some it’s a blessing, but fo…
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Driving a Plane
21
September 2021
As I’m driving a plane down the highway, airport control radio crackles in, “Unit 332, …
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One Man Show
13
August 2021
The janitor was diligently color-coding dust when the director burst in. “Mort, none of the a…
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Hammurabi
13
July 2021
After the success of his first 282 laws, the Babylonian lawgiver released a less popular but more n…
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Obituary
11
July 2021
If you would’ve told me yesterday that I’d be writing an obituary for the guy in this…
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Bronze Age Teen Drama
101
July 2021
Open on a mother and a son. In front of a forge. The work is hard, and the hours are long. -Mom, I…
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Teacher’s Note
20
July 2021
Dear Parent, If you are receiving this note it means that your child has been enrolled in my class…
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Churchill
11
July 2021
Winston Churchill, known for all of his political and military accomplishments, was also a Nobel Pr…
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The Guys Who Invented Ping Pong
10
July 2021
GUY 1: Check this out…(opens up the game PONG on Atari)GUY 2: Woah! (plays PONG)GUY 1: If on…
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Gun Show
July 2021
Turbus: And this here is the Heckler and Koch SR9, with extra bolt-action to make your kills absolu…
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Biome
July 2021
Life ‘em up, boys. That’s what our sergeant used to say. Our job was to create the bigg…
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How Cancer Eventually Got Cured
9
July 2021
Before you say anything, we know what you’re thinking: why should you care that cancer eventu…
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Now That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 18,482
July 2021
Track 1 – Give Me a Little Gas, SisterTrack 2 – Your Girl Got Too Much Exhaust in the F…
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Glossary of Future Terms
10
July 2021
Welcome to the Year 2435! Please step off the portal platform. Here are some words you’ll nee…
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Inventing the Wheel
8
July 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you… the wheel! (Roaring applause) Just what exac…
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How McDonalds Came Up With Grimace
1041
May 2021
Businessman: As I was saying, what do kids love? Characters! We just ran with that. Businesswoman:…
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Dandelion Tales
3
May 2021
Heineken in one hand and Paradise Lost essay in the other, Dandelion cruised down Lafayette at a co…
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An Undercover Cop In The Movie ‘Footloose’
May 2021
Psssst. Hey kids. Yeah you guys. Looking for a good time? I could help you out with some purchases …
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Change Jar
3
May 2021
i am texting from the faculty lounge and i am looking at the Change Jar in front of me and it appea…
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The Flu Game
10
May 2021
And Jordan moves left… Spins around Stockton… Wretches nine times and DRAINS the mid-…
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Yearbook Signing
10
May 2021
-Hey Brad, want me to sign your yearbook? -Of course, Dylan! Good luck at Dartmouth next year. We&…
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The Death of Kenzo Simmons
10
May 2021
-Welcome to heaven. Please state your name, occupation, and cause of death.  -Wow, so you mus…
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The Last Tiger’s Deathbed
23
May 2021
It was a rainy night in November and at the Bronx Zoo a crowd of hundreds of thousands braved the e…
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Vanitas
January 2021
Dear Readers,   My greatest hope for you all is that you actually know how to read because t…
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Midnight Train
December 2020
Me: Hello, I’m here to catch the midnight train to Georgia. Station Manager: Well, it will b…
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Store Closing
December 2020
To Our Valued Customers, I regret to inform you that here at Frank’s Drugstore and Candy Emp…
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Vanagon
December 2020
Ever since I was little, I wanted a vanagon. I worked for fifty years to get one — mailr…
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Kermit
49
December 2020
Hey Everyone i just wanted to send out a house-wide email to alert you of a Special problem that ha…
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Lawnmower
1
December 2020
Want to stop mowing your lawn like a quivering pussy? Then shut the fuck up and buy the GRASS-FUCKE…
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Online Quiz
December 2020
Take this short quiz and see if we can guess where you were born! How do you pronounce Mayonnaise?…
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Proposal
1
December 2020
A successful relationship is about listening. That’s why, when my longtime girlfriend started…
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Why I Wish I Was a Green Boy Instead of a Blue Boy
December 2020
I was born a blue boy, but my whole life I’ve wanted to be a big green boy. Green boys get to…
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Crowdsourcing Request
December 2020
Hey Guys!I’m sending you this email to invite you to help with my crowdfunding campaign. I&r…
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Morning Routine
15
December 2020
8:00am – Wake up and shower. This is easy if you sleep in the shower. 11:30am – Put so…
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New Cat
December 2020
So a couple days ago my wife and I decided to restart the old marriage. Seeing as I’m impoten…
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Sunglasses
December 2020
I was so excited when I got my first pair of sun-glasses, because I was able to see things tha…
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The Count of Monte Cristo Returns to Marseilles
3
December 2020
Count: People of Marseilles! For twenty years you unfairly imprisoned me. Now behold my immens…
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What I Imagine Summer Camp is Like
December 2020
1. Toodle-ee-doo! The trumpet song wakes me up—time to canoe to breakfast. 2. I eat slop wit…
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A Quest
1
December 2020
I’m embarking on a quest to personally give a big thumbs-up to the child who made my iPhone. …
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Genesis
December 2020
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, but …
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Guest Lecture by Joseph Campbell at University of Chicago, Transcript 11/24/68
30
December 2020
Good evening students. I’d like to begin by thanking those of you who showed up to this lectu…
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Ray Charles
1
December 2020
For forty years I’ve been Ray Charles’s private caretaker, helping make his dreams come…
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WWE
1
December 2020
Announcer: In the red corner, he’s your favorite all-American punisher, it’s Joe &ldquo…
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Film Noir
2
December 2020
The year was December 17th, winter to be exact. Outside my office it was a wet, dark afternoon&mdas…
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Good Cop, Bad Cop, Jelly-Donut Cop
13
December 2020
Bad Cop: We have your fingerprints on the gun, the doorknob, and the victim, punk. Good Cop: Hey j…
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Inspired Musings
1
December 2020
Scientists say that the murder rate goes up when there is a full moon. But so does the rate of peop…
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Keynote Speech
December 2020
And that is how Denta-Firm is changing the game, as the world’s first ever blood-free tooth…
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My Fairy
December 2020
Some people have a fairy godmother. Klugg is my swamp monster god-uncle. Klugg can’t fly lik…
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My Feminism
December 2020
Even though it’s harder than ever before to be a woman, it’s easier than ever to be a f…
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My Trip to Cleveland
13
December 2020
I’m going to be honest with you, reader—my sophomore fall didn’t get off to a gre…
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Rare
December 2020
Some things are less rare than you think. Winning the Lottery My friend Rigley won the lottery ye…
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Vanitas
2
December 2020
Now that you finally have this issue in your hands, you’re probably wondering one thing and o…
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Eulogy of George
December 2020
Good morning everyone. I know we all loved George. And I know most of you guys probably don’t…
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Ghost Hunters
32
December 2020
School’s out, plan is a go.  It’s officially Halloween.  My parents think I&r…
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Goin’ West
December 2020
Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these …
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Judge, Jury, and Executioner
2
December 2020
…and now that I’ve got you, I’ll be your judge, jury, and executioner. Wait, …
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President Nice Guy
17
December 2020
Richard Holton, our first Nice Guy president, eased out of the womb on December 24, 1921, giving do…
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Surf Trip
20
December 2020
I’ll never forget the summer I road-tripped to Hawaii with my two best friends. While it star…
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The Dust Bowl
December 2020
Football is not what it used to be. During my golden years, AKA the Great Depression, we were all i…
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The Life of a Cowboy
65
December 2020
I was only five years old when my grandpappy taught me how to shoot a gun. “Pull the trigger …
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Commercial Shoot
December 2020
-Listen, kid. This is easy. Just read off the teleprompter, and we’re golden. Start whenever.…
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A Day in the Life of Hamish Olsen, New York, 19
44
December 2020
She looked at him like a deer in headlights might look at someone if it had human eyes. Hamish had …
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Mr. Worldwide
26
December 2020
Pitbull’s plane touches down at Miami International Airport at 12:43 on a Tuesday. He’s…
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Retirement Compound Salesman
14
November 2020
Apt. 1B: Hello there! How often have you dropped that Life Alert of yours into the toilet? At your …
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Love Song
November 2020
This next song goes out to Janet Fisher, a very special girl in my life. Janet are you here tonight…
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Sometimes when I’m thinking…
2
November 2020
Sometimes when I’m thinking about doing something a little devil will pop up on one of my sho…
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The Talk
November 2020
My Birth Mom: It’s a boy! Me: Hey, girl, what’s up? What you doing later, sexy…
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Me & My Babies
7
November 2020
I milk myself nightly into my tub. My nightly emissions pool in my bath, glistening with a spectral…
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Hell
1
November 2020
There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of…
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The Talk Throughout History
10
November 2020
Eve: I think that’s the wrong hole.Adam: Again?? I really wish we had parents to sit us down …
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Dinner Date
November 2020
Lindsey: It is so hot that you speak French, Jack.Jack: Ah, but how else would I order . . . la cr&…
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Date Ideas
1
November 2020
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first …
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My First Crush
November 2020
Her name was Sarah and I was absolutely head over heels for her. I’d cut two holes in a trash…
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Polygamy
1063
November 2020
-Hey man, you gonna make it to the barbecue this Saturday? –(Groans) Ughhh I really wish I c…
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My Anime Fanfiction
3
November 2020
You wake up in your high school dorm. Umaru-chan, your roommate / stepsister who is also your girlf…
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Elvis Has Left the Building
3
Robert Carlock '95
November 2020
ANNOUNCER: “Elvis has left the building!” TEENAGE FANS: “(Scream)!” ANNOU…
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Family
1
October 2020
I’ve got a crazy family — two brothers, four sisters, three half-brothers, one quarter-…
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Kindergarten
3
October 2020
Hello, is this the mother of Steve Austin? The stone cold professional wrestler? The 54 year old ma…
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Tech Support Chat
October 2020
– Hey is this the–uh–the Niteflirt phone sex line? – No, sorry, this is th…
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The History of Hats
October 2020
There are all types of hats, like silver or classic. But hats haven’t always dominated our co…
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The Number 6
12
October 2020
Arthur Peddleton is unable to comprehend the number 6. It began as a normal day for Arthur Peddlet…
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Tom and Jerry Spec Script
3
October 2020
Tom is strolling along the railroad tracks, whistling a happy tune. Jerry walks parallel to Tom on …
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Whale Watching
9
October 2020
Guide: And here we have a FULL ORCA BREACH FOLKS A FULL BREACH! 9 O’CLOCK!!! Crowd: Wow! Ga…
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Vanitas
October 2020
Dear Judging Committee for the American Society for Magazine Editors, I notice you have not been r…
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Hamilton
112
October 2020
This is the real story of something that occurred to me in 2008. John Weidman ‘68: I hear we…
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2020 International Video Game Awards Acceptance Speech
10
October 2020
Oh, thank you, really thank you so much. This award…it truly means so much to me. Well, it l…
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Mall Santa
18
October 2020
Beep. Beep. Beep. 5:15 AM. I sigh. I brew my morning coffee and catch up on the news — just …
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Answering Machine
October 2020
– (pickup) Hello? – Doc?! Is that you? It’s Billy.  – The Doctor is …
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A Retelling of Jaws By Someone Who Has Definitely Seen It
10
October 2020
Jaws…yes. Jaws is the story of a very big shark. Everyone knows that. Especially those who h…
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A Taste of My Own Medicine
8
October 2020
Most people don’t believe this, but my job wasn’t always swindling terminally-ill peopl…
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Femme Fatale
3
October 2020
She walks into the room and grabs my attention. Or maybe she grabs my hand. I’m shaking now. …
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Blockbuster
22
October 2020
The year is 2004. It’s Friday in 2004. You head to the Blockbuster in 2004 with your dad to r…
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At a wedding reception
October 2020
Well, here goes nothing… (jumps up on table) Ahem! Mr. and Mrs. Martinez, I can’t le…
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Gorilla Larry
18
October 2020
– Woo wooo  eeh  ahhh  wooo  *feeds on stems*. – There he is, what…
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Larry was there.
October 2020
Larry was there. Larry saw the flashes as the troposphere lit on fire, the sounds the bombs made as…
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QUEER ON THE FRONTIER
8
October 2020
Host: Hello and welcome back to Queer on the Frontier: the show that examines cultural representati…
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Krauts
October 2020
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math. German S…
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My First Real Piece Ever
1
October 2020
This is not a real piece, just my observation about pieces, and I am a human writing this, a perfec…
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The Trial of the Decade
1
October 2020
Frankly, it seemed certain that Marco would get lunch detention. Frank Lee, our principal, along wi…
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Dropping My D-Hall Tray
October 2020
No, dude. No no no no this is not happening right now. I’ve lightly grazed the doorframe on m…
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College
10
October 2020
Kid: Well, I guess this is it, huh? Mom: Our baby boy, going to college. You know I remember when …
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Application
11
October 2020
Hey Angel- Thanks for letting me read your college essay! I’ve left a few comments below. L…
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Tuxedo
September 2020
Glad I’ve got someone interested in buying Tuxedo. My father died in this tuxedo, and then it…
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Safari
1
September 2020
“And here you’ll see the world’s fastest animal, the cheetah. A beautiful example…
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Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me
10
September 2020
Peter Sagal: Thaaaanks Bill, it’s the week between Christmas and new years and we here at Wai…
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My First Kiss
20
September 2020
I pick up this girl Julia in my car, and I’m doing 90 on Lincoln Avenue, you know, batting ma…
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Staring Contest
June 2020
Today is the big day I prove to everyone down by the pond that I’m tough enough to be here, a…
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Fire Department Tour
10
March 2020
Fire Chief: And this here’s where we do our laundry—(alarm goes off) Oof, sorry kids, t…
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A Worry
2
March 2020
Sometimes I worry that there is a GMO soybean out to get me.It’s all fucked up and has like w…
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Dear Historians,
March 2020
At the time of writing, the COVID-19 pandemic has brought the world to a standstill. Though the Lam…
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Larry Buys Condoms
20
March 2020
Larry: Hey, can I get some rubbers.  Clerk: Yeah, sure, what kind of johnny you looking for, …
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Larry Purchases a Masturbation Bot
March 2020
Larry: Power on Masturbation Bot 3000: (turns on, starts fingering self)  Larry: Jesus&helli…
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Larry takes a trip on Delta Airlines Flight 460 to Las Vegas
March 2020
Patricia: Hello everyone and welcome to Delta Airlines Flight 460 to Las Vegas. My name is Patricia…
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Leisure Corner
March 2020
Welcome to the Leisure Suit’s Larry’s Leisure Corner. Sit down. Relax. Take a break fro…
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That Guy
March 2020
-Hey, who is that?-That guy, over there? I don’t know.-He must be pretty important-What makes…
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Larry’s Donation
February 2020
Larry inhaled for a second, let the shivers pass, and proceeded to wipe the spunk off the glossy ma…
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E=mcBUTT
February 2020
sigh No, Percival, it does not. But due to your father’s generous donation, I am… plea…
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Excerpts From the Great American Novel
74
February 2020
It was time for them to head west with just the shirts on their backs and the shirts on their legs.…
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Measuring the Length of my Penis
25
February 2020
*mmmm* ..    (the tip of my penis extends to the 4 inch mark)    “mmm…
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Opening Line of My Book
February 2020
“Alright everyone… settle down, settle down, if you could all gather round, come a lit…
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Playwriting
51
February 2020
Last Monday they caught me playwriting during detention.  “Well well well, what do we h…
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The Time I Got Caught Milking
10
February 2020
One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out run…
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Algorithms
7
January 2020
Algorithms are all around us. You might not see or hear them, but they are present. They are there …
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Letter to Roosevelt
January 2020
In 1939, at the urging of physicist Leo Szilárd, Einstein wrote a letter to FDR, informing h…
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The Taco Bell on Beverly
11
January 2020
“Where are you going?” you ask the homeless man wandering down San Vicente. “Don&…
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The C5 Beer Pong Table Piece
December 2019
So you’re in the market for a custom Beer Pong Table, preferably in the C4 through C6 range, …
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The Woods
53
November 2019
I bring you out here at the end of summer every year. You notice that? My father did the same. My f…
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Snails Need Love Too
November 2019
A darkly handsome bladesman stood at the edge of the clearing. I didn’t recognize him, but hi…
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School Tour
November 2019
Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you, freshman. Come here. Not so close. You want to see the real secrets this s…
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Prisoner’s Dilemma
38
November 2019
Sitting handcuffed in the interrogation room, I started to sweat. They had the room at a cool 65, b…
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Moon Mine
7
November 2019
A notice to all MoonCorp employees: Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to …
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Charlie and the Next Successor
10
November 2019
It was time for old Charlie to pick the next child to take over the chocolate factory just as Willy…
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Buzzer
10
November 2019
– Hey dude how do we know our pizza is ready for pick-up? – The buzzer they gave us. …
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Amnesia
1
October 2019
– John? I mean uh, excuse me random stranger? – What do you want? – I have amne…
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Dear President
16
October 2019
Dear President, My name is Bradley and I am 8. I’m from Ohio and my mom won’t let me p…
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Life After the Lampoon
18
August 2019
Conan O’Brien: Juan, congrats on graduating! Here, take this. Me: Wow, another Ferrari! Con…
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Paul McCartney Hyping Himself Up Outside of Ricky’s Pub Before Naming The Beatles – July 14, 1958, Liverpool
21
August 2019
Okay Paul. You’ve got this mate. You’re gonna go in there, you’re gonna march rig…
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The Big Prank
23
August 2019
Justin wants nothing more than to be friends with his next-door-neighbor Nate. They’ve been w…
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Yo Mama So Fat
24
April 2019
-…is the best way I thought I could begin breaking this news, Timmy. I’m so sorry. She…
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Fat Camp
48
March 2019
My parents said they knew I could lose the weight on my own, but it’d be so much easier for t…
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Texting on My Laptop II
17
March 2019
You have entered the chat. You have added Sarah Brickman to the chat. Me: Sarah Me: !! Me: ****…
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2019 World Expo
1
March 2019
– Attention please, the presentation by Tajikistan will begin in 5 minutes. – (20 minu…
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Ashes
1
March 2019
-Well hereeeee you go Mrs. Johnson — your very own son’s ashes. -Why, doctor, these as…
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Half Day
11
March 2019
Good afternoon, parents. Principal Mueller here calling to inform you that your student has been re…
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Marco Polo
16
March 2019
Marco Polo travelled the world trading spices, documenting his experiences. Today, I entered the c…
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St. Louis Children’s Theatre Production Company
10
March 2019
Hello kids, thanks for coming out to audition. First, a little bit about me. My unrelenting passion…
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The Beat Generation
2
March 2019
Jazz flowed from the streets in the 50s. We swam naked in the churches. We prayed in the oceans. We…
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Texting on My Laptop
9
February 2019
Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Me: Hey Sarah Me: Hey Sarah, sorry.  Me: I didn’t realize hitt…
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New York
9
December 2018
Driver (singing): By God! I’m taking this Duck Boat to New York! Passengers (singing togethe…
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Lifeguarding
2
December 2018
Lifeguard: (sips smoothie) I’m just saying: if your kid was “drowning in the deep end&r…
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Real Estate Tour
4
October 2018
-And here’s the pantry. -What’s with these marks on the wall? -We marked our son&rsqu…
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Driving to a Burger Joint
October 2018
“You gonna bring the shit tonight or what?”  Simon was riding shotgun in Bill Shi…
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Fight Song
6
October 2018
This is the fight song for John Wayne Gacy, the Murderer, High School.  JWG High We Love You …
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Hit, That, Button
10
October 2018
“How you folks doin tonight!?” Wooot, wooooooot! “Coming at you from the city o…
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Relax
10
October 2018
Welcome to my zen meditation studio, kemosabe. Now get those clothes off and get on the table, the …
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The Big Man on Campus
October 2018
Yesterday the Big Man on Campus came to class late and the professor apologized. The class cried be…
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Two Bailiffs Talk Before Court Starts
10
October 2018
– First day, huh. Nervous? I know I was. – No. I have everything set up. I prepared th…
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Discovery Kids Pilot Episode
July 2018
– We’re in KidLand! ClapClapClap Having fun with the Kidman! ClapClapClap That’s …
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Business Presentation
June 2018
ME: And by subverting double axial capital inflows we can mobilize revenue twice as fast. SMITH: I…
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Middle School Beauty
June 2018
Wendy Perkins is the hottest girl in the 7th grade. She reads at a 6th grade level, but her body i…
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Bus Driver
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May 2018
Uh oh. I did it again. Fell asleep after all the kids got on the bus, so now I gotta get all these …
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Exam Locations
6
May 2018
Last Names A- Y: Harding Room 2121 Last Name Zanderson: Arrive at the boarded up Liquor-Max on Was…
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No More Sheriffs
4
May 2018
Happy Saturday everyone – good to see you at the town meeting. All our sheriffs died last nig…
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Shamu Comix
October 2017
Written by: DRM ’18 Art by: JFAR ’19-22
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The Royal We
August 2017
The Royal We was a sitcom about King Arthur and his loyal knight and roommate Sir Elton John Episo…